Eyesporking Good(bad?)ness...

Chozo asked. Here they are, the illustrations that launched a thousand groans:

Mindset's cover

Are you sure you want to continue? Really?

Romance my arse.

Let me get this straight. One guy, with one paltry little gun, kidnaps Deanna from a ship staffed by over 1,000 people? Does anyone else see the logistical issue here?

So where's his other hand, eh? EH?

Hair... in face... blinding me... *crash*

Augh! The pain! Noooo!

...screw you guys, I'm taking a shower. I feel so dirty... o.O